Wedding disasters do happen. After ensuring that every piece of the wedding collage is in its proper place disaster strikes and of all things, it happens to wedding cakes! When this happens, you can do nothing but watch the cake in horror as it slowly slides to the table and onto the floor. Blame the bakers, the cats and dogs, and yourself.
First, the bakers advertise themselves as the best when it comes to wedding cakes; or Aunt Thelma was being kind and suggested you can save more money if she does the cake with her outdated baking technology, or that you were not informed by that top baker that fondant can taste like paper and there were too much half-eaten cakes. Whatever the disaster, you still have a little contribution to the tragedy.
Sometimes the cakes bombed in-transit. The carefully constructed and painfully art crafted wedding cake is smashed beyond recognition. Only an experienced and deft cake artist can do an on-site SOS and save the day. The three-tiered cake is now a single layer cake topped with fresh blooms and emergency ribbons - for photo ops. Guests can only wonder why they couldn't eat cake.
How to Avoid Wedding Cake Disasters
During baking, en route to the reception, or sitting magnificently on a table just for it, wedding cakes invite disaster. Outdoors, wedding cakes invite ants and other insects lured by its delicious scent and birds might take a swipe at it! Indoors, ants can march to the cake, your dogs and cats might try it, and little children might be tempted to find out what's inside all that beautiful flowers and ribbons.
Those who had the misfortune with wrecked cakes during their weddings can tell you these:
- Ask friends where they ordered their beautiful cakes
- Ask the baker to show his portfolio
- Ask the baker to give you a cake taste test
- Order from a baker who lives near the area
- Inquire if they freeze their cakes
- At the reception, make sure no pets are on the grounds
- Outdoors, place the cake in a tent or under a patio umbrella
- Get a professional not a DIY to do your wedding cake
One more important thing, don't make the mistake of thinking that your wedding cake won't get into any trouble. Stay alert to the safeguards you have read or heard from friends. Better yet, assign your sister to take care of the cake until the countdown to the ceremonial cake slicing.
Yes It Can Happen to You
A cake is just a cake you say. It's different with this cake. Your wedding cake, next to your wedding dress is the focal point of interest in your wedding. In the planning for your wedding cake, have safeguards for possible destruction. Think like a general when it comes to wedding cakes.
If disaster strikes, you can only grit your teeth. But when it's over, the whole thing becomes funny. Wedded couples have a fun slapping cake icing around and making the most of their first day together despite wedding cakes disasters.
1 comments:
Very funny post.
Unique wedding cakes are always really to be a show stopper at the reception. That is, if they don't end up on the floor before they can be displayed properly.
TJ